The Whole Nine Yards?
A good idea.
The Whole Ten Yards?
Not a good idea.
Coca Cola?
A great idea.
New Coke?
A bad idea.
Return to Original formula (but not really)?
An ass saving idea.
Rocky?
A good idea.
Rocky 2-5?
A greedy idea.
Cable Television?
A good idea.
The Golf Channel?
A what the f#*k idea.
Paying Ken Bruen to write books?
A great idea.
Paying Paris Hilton to do anything, let alone write a book?
A really lame idea.
Hamburgers?
A wonderful idea.
Hamburgers served on lettuce instead of a bun?
A “just have a salad” idea.
Working Out?
A really good idea
Jon Actually doing it?
A funny idea.
Cell Phones?
A useful idea.
Letting people use them as they drive?
A really annoying idea.
Reed Coleman writing “The James Deans?”
A grand idea.
Buying multiple copies of “The James Deans?”
An even grander idea!
Buy Reed’s Book!
Letting the public vote?
A noble idea.
Actually letting the public vote?
Not such a great idea.
Me stopping this now…
A pretty damn good idea!
Absolutely – BUY the JAMES DEANS! Then visit Reed on his tour.
And then after you buy Reed’s book, Buy him a beer!
A therapeutic dose of strychnine
–A good idea for its time
A fatal dose of same
–A bad idea any time
Actually nailing the spelling of strychnine
–dumb luck!
You spelled strychnine on your own? I’m impressed! There are days I can’t even spell my name right!