Kate (And Dan) Read SPIDER-MAN/DEADPOOL #1&2

FADE IN The Asylum in St. Paul has seen better days: The kitchen is overrun with dirty dishes, colonies of dust bunnies roam the wilds of the first floor, stacks of pizza boxes surround the couches. Kate emerges from under a pile of dirty laundry wearing a robe and one slipper. Kate: ::turns to face the audience:: Oh, hello. How’ve you been? Sorry for the sad state of The Asylum. It’s been a crazy couple of months and we had to let the housekeeper go. I think Alice has some special deal going with the butcher that she got such good deals on ground beef. Dan: ::from under a pile of blankets on the couch:: WE’VE NEVER HAD A HOUSEKEEPER!...