Ex-Con with Kate (and Dan) Sep11

Ex-Con with Kate (and Dan)

::Kate wanders into the kitchen at the Asylum in St. Paul looking for ice cream. It’s been a long day and the woman just wants some god-damn ice cream. She finds empty containers of the magical frozen goodness strewn about the floor. Melted dairy coats the countertops.:: Kate: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ICE CREAM?!? Dan: ::looks up from kitchen table with ice cream and brownies all over his face:: Ice cream? We had ice cream? I have no idea what you are talking about. K: ::slips on puddle of mint chocolate chip:: You know exactly what I’m talking about! D: ::sticks brownies in ears:: Imsorrywhat? K: Yes you do!...

RED SONJA WITH KATE (AND DAN) Apr24

RED SONJA WITH KATE (AND DAN)

    K: You better be nice to me today, Dan, ‘cause it is “National-Be-Nice-To-A-Redhead-Because-I-Said-So-Day”. D: That’s not a thing. K: Yes it is. Just look at the calendar. ::Dan looks at the calendar. Sees sloppy mess that had to have been scrawled with a Sharpie clenched in someone’s teeth:: D: Just because you say it’s true doesn’t mean it is, Kate. Try again. K: Well, there should be one. The most rare hair color is red, you know. Only 1-2% of the world’s population has red hair. We need to be recognized! This is our time! D: We can totally recognize you: you’re the ones with the red hair. No need to call for a revolution...

KATE (AND DAN) READ FLASH GORDON #1 Apr10

KATE (AND DAN) READ FLASH GORDON #1

  K: Dan? Dan! DAAAN…? It’s dark, I can’t see anything. Where am I? D: ::speaks into tin-can space-phone, with string stretching off into forever:: Don’t panic, Red. I’m sure you’ll be ok. It’s just… K: JUST WHAT? D: Just that it seems you may be stuck in another dimension/planet/timespace. K: oh D: It’s not like I didn’t tell you not to use that break-room microwave! The damn thing had a manual dial, for god’s sake! Spill a can of ginger ale on the science oven, and who knows what could happen. Never trusted those damn things. K: Wait, I think it’s starting to get lighter. Yeah, kind of murky, but I think I OUCH SONOVA GOD DAMMIT I...