Fantastic Four 278-279 with Kate (and Dan) Sep25

Fantastic Four 278-279 with Kate (and Dan)

K: BAY. WINDOW. D: huhwha? K: I said BAY WINDOW. That window that extends out into the yard and looks extra classy? Yes. That is the window I want. D: ::opens window:: ::closes window:: This here’s a fine, fine window; I’m liking the cut of its jib. K: You’re a moron. We need a new window. D: ::opens window:: ::closes window:: Yeah… this is a nice window. K: I’m going to throw you out that window. D: All I’m saying is, I’m not exactly Bob Villa with this stuff. K: Oh, I know. Let’s not talk about that IKEA bookshelf you built. It doesn’t exactly hold books; they just kind of slide off. D: But I built it myself! And look at all of these...

FANTASTIC FOUR #1 by Kate (and Dan) Mar13

FANTASTIC FOUR #1 by Kate (and Dan)

Kate (and Dan) are driving through some godforsaken place going to some indiscriminate locale for some unknown reason. When suddenly, Fate takes a hand… K: ::hands to face:: Goodness gracious, Dan! What has happened to the sky?! D: ::puffs pipe in a gentlemanly fashion:: Keep calm, my darling. There’s no need to panic. It’s only… rain. K: But it has come on so suddenly. So UNEXPECTEDLY!  Who knows what consequence it may bring? D: We must stay the course. We are almost through this unholy atmospheric anomaly. K: ::swoons:: Oh, Dan! And thus, our brave explorers reached the other side of the unexpected. They continued on to many other...