Ten Things…

Saw this somewhere else and liked the idea.


TEN THINGS I’VE DONE THAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN’T

1) When in Italy in 1980, I had five Italian soldiers stop me with machine guns drawn. They spoke no English, and my Italian consists of Spagehtti-os. Ended up pointing to a map and getting through to them that I was lost. They gave me money for a bus.
Which I used to buy a beer.

2) Any number of drinking stories would fit here, but lets just say that one night, while bartending, I drank a bottle and half of Jagermeister over the course of 9 hours. With beers of course.

3) I’ve driven a 1969 stingray convertible at 145 MPH. It seemed like good idea at the time….

4) Told Steve Perry of Journey to fuck off when I saw him in an airport. He wanted to use the video game (space invaders) I was playing.

5) I’ve been a block away from exploding buildings on two separate occasions. Very cool, but dusty.

6) I ate 6 double whoppers with cheese in one sitting.

7) I sewed two pairs of boxer shorts for myself.

8) I saw Rob Zombie and Harry Connick Jr both in the same week.

9) I tried to jump a motorcycle over a burning pile of garbage.

10) I rewired my own apartment.

There are a lot of drinking stories I could use, but I thought that would be cheating.