The Whole Nine Yards
A good idea
The Whole Ten Yards
Not a good idea
Coca Cola
A great idea
New Coke
A bad idea
Return to Original formula (but not really)
An ass saving idea
Rocky
A good idea
Rocky 2-5
A greedy idea
Cable Television
A good idea
The Golf Channel
A what the f#*k idea
Paying Ken Bruen to write books
A great idea
Paying Paris Hilton to do anything, let alone write a book
A really lame idea
Hamburgers
A wonderful idea
Hamburgers served on lettuce instead of a bun
A “just have a salad” idea
Working Out
A really good idea
Jon Actually doing it
A funny idea
Cell Phones
A useful idea
Letting people use them as they drive
A really annoying idea
Reed Coleman writing “The James Deans”
A grand idea
Buying multiple copies of “The James Deans”
A even grander idea!
Buy Reed’s Book!
Letting the public vote
A noble idea
Actually letting the public vote
Not such a great idea
Me stopping this now…
A pretty damn good idea!
Absolutely – BUY the JAMES DEANS! Then visit Reed on his tour.
And then after you buy Reed’s book, Buy him a beer!
A therapeutic dose of strychnine
–A good idea for its time
A fatal dose of same
–A bad idea any time
Actually nailing the spelling of strychnine
–dumb luck!
You spelled strychnine on your own? I’m impressed! There are days I can’t even spell my name right!